SAINTS BLESS SPURS! PRAYER WARRIORS HELP DEFEAT THUNDER

The San Antonio Spurs just pulled off a miraculous 103-82 win against the Oklahoma City Thunder, and sources are saying it might be more than just skill. NY Post Sports spilled the tea: Salesian Sisters were reportedly seen blessing Spurs player Luke Kornet before Game 4!

That's right, folks! While the Thunder were probably busy practicing free throws, the Spurs were getting their spiritual game on. Who needs a coach when you've got a direct line to the heavens? This holy assist clearly paid off big time, giving Kornet and the Spurs an undeniable edge.

So next time your team is down, forget the Gatorade and grab a rosary! The Salesian Sisters just proved that a little faith goes a long way, especially when you're trying to dominate on the basketball court. The Thunder definitely got schooled, both on and off the scoreboard!