Wall Street Honcho Canned After Trash Can Heist at Knicks Parade

Hold up, did you hear about this? A high-rolling banking exec just got the boot after a wild scene straight out of a New York minute! We're talking about a senior hotshot from a major financial institution who, GET THIS, was spotted on video acting all kinds of messy during the Knicks' championship parade.

Now, you'd think someone at that level would be, you know, a bit more discreet. But nope! Our guy was reportedly caught red-handed, dumping a pile of garbage right onto an already-packed NYC sidewalk. Like, seriously? With all those eyes on the celebration, you choose that moment to go rogue?

But wait, it gets crazier. After creating his own personal trash heap, this exec apparently decided he wasn't done with his urban artistic expression. The report says he then straight-up STOLE the very trash receptacle he'd just emptied! Yes, you read that right. A whole trash can, gone. We're picturing him, sweat glistening, trying to lug it away like some kind of bizarre trophy.

The word on the street, according to TMZ, is that his employer, a Manhattan-based bank, wasn't exactly thrilled with this impromptu performance. In what sounds like a quick and decisive move, they reportedly gave him the old heave-ho. Can't say we blame them, really.